Like most naive newbies, I spent the months between "yea, we are having a baby" and "it's a boy, and a boy, and a boy" imagining my little organic granola-loving tykes reading Shakespeare quietly at my feet in our clutter-free home. Now I referee the brawls over which mind-numbing kid show to watch over processed chicken nuggets on our ink-stained carpet. AH, PARENTING...and to help my brood remember every blessed moment, I introduce "Letters to My Offspring."
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Doctor's visit
Dear Offspring,
I want to take this moment to impart a word of wisdom as it comes to mind. Always be nice to the receptionist at the Doctor's office. She owns you.
My boss, Mr. Doss, used to say, "It's so nice to be nice!" And it really is!
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