Friday, March 21, 2014

Smarter than the Average 5th Grader

Dear Offspring,
Today I celebrate your academic accomplishments. One of you scored the highest in the entire 5th grade in all subject areas of the benchmark tests, followed by your brother who placed second to you in science. Yep, all our school kids showed up and showed out, which is to be expected of your DNA. But the greatest celebration today is not just your intellectual prowess,but the affirmation that you might truly be out of my house one day. So here is to greater achievement in the years ahead; to scholarships; to highly paid professions; and to marrying well just in case.
Your Loving Dad

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