Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Math

Dear Offspring,
I graduated third in my High School class with a 3.967 GPA and a 30 ACT. I am a Magna Cum Laude Honors College graduate from MUW and Magna Cum Laude Graduate with an MDIV from Emory University. I am well read and respected among my peers. I have never felt as inferior, at any time in my life, as I do now after 15 minutes with 5th Grade Math. I am now going to sit in a dark corner and reflect upon how I got this far in life without front-end estimation and communitive property.
Your Loving Dad

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